“sucks”?

Meanwhile, Bartolo Colon’s still out there living his best life, proving you’re never too old to get away from the Mets and have a chance at a real life.

Vargas!

yo this video is fake because no one dies in it. Can’t be Action Park.

Are these controversial takes about regular mayonnaise? Or regular takes about spicy mayonnaise?

What does the asterisk mean at the top of the poll? It doesn’t match up to another one anywhere, that I can see.

Montreal lived with this pain for years. It doesn’t feel good for a fanbase, that’s for sure.

Shame to not see Baltimore on that list. We could really use a team.

Jesus. If only I had some kind of way to express how I feel about ... wait a minute! Something’s coming back to me! Something I used to enjoy!

This tie to graduation is fantastic... for professors willing to be swayed by a deal. “You know, Professor Whatever, I have $100k waiting for me if I get a B instead of a C here. Could be a cut for you in there.”

Shake harder, boy!

I’m sure there were Mets fans who sounded like that, but all the ones I knew (including those in my family) sounded like “Yep... that was going to happen sooner or later. This team sucks. I hate them. I hate myself. At least it’s not the Yankees.”

Mourn ya til I join ya.

A Peat Monster?

At this point it’s just a matter of time before Musk builds the Spruce Moose and tests it out with human subjects.

If I ever find out Shep McAllister is a real person, I’m going to have some serious thinking to do.

I followed along with Lost, Doctor Who and House (for a season or two), but mostly I used it to catch up on shows I didn’t expect to have time or motivation to watch myself. So like, Twin Peaks, Supernatural (the BIG GAY SUPERNATURAL DRAGON). Maybe a couple others I’m forgetting.

I have been part of the commenting community at the AV Club for a long, long time. Having only love for you and concern for your well-being in mind, I offer two pieces of advice:

Whatever they hit... THEY DESTROY!

They already have the Stone of Scone! What do they need with the Cup too?!?