Nah this is delightful. When they face a Russian squad that they will IN NO WAY be permitted to beat, England will achieve Peak England and we can all go home happy. Especially if the Refs arrange for it to happen in PKs somehow.

Dammit! That wound is still open! (A minor wound, but still!)

I really do want to see him called “Hawk-Guy” in the next movie.

That he is very dumb, and has spent his entire life trying in vain to make his sociopathic father love him

Thank you skeletal detective!

What does “ratios” mean here?

In her case, the kids cried because they knew she was coming back.

Hey! So it is! Cool!

I guess I understand excluding Itchy and Scratchy Land, as long as someone is threatening to harm your family if Bart vs. Australia isn’t #1.

[edit: Nm, couldn’t pull off the joke]

We need a good movie or show about John Dee, and we need it now

Ahahahaha I tried to read that as a new father, sleep-deprived and stressed. Didn’t work out. I put it down and tried to read... the Shining.

This may not make you feel better, but the things in the corners of your basement are also afraid to look at you.

We made a bunch of trips to insta-care in the first few weeks because we had no idea why our kid(s) were so cranky. In one case reflux, in the other case gas. Gas drops helped a lot in the latter case.

I’m so sorry. Virtual internet love to you.

No, just regular kind

Yeah. I enjoyed the book a lot, but I felt like Shadow was just a complete cypher. He feels more like a real person in the show.

Jesus, man.

Jimmy Fallon’s Why Did I Get Graduated From Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Too?

Man, Ghost Ship was not a great movie, but the first 5 minutes or so FREAKED. ME. OUT.