“Go fuck yourself and how did you get this number?”

The panels on the ball make it look like goatse. Cannot unsee.

I would just like to take credit as the person who found the dickbutt and posted it on reddit about 9 hours ago. Here is a link to the post:

how Reddit is doing him a favor by stealing his work

If you’re going to barf out this many paragraphs trying to prove a point, please do proper research first. Like, I don’t know, looking up interviews in which Calipari talks about players having insurance in case the are injured. It’s not hard to do, just type “John Calipari & player insurance” into the Google bar. You…

Any 18 year old can try out for the D-League. The fact that they don’t shows that there is some value in college basketball for these players. These likely include signaling to the NBA willingness to conform, access to quality coaching, access to high quality competition, an alumni network for life after basketball,…

How is a kid going to Kentucky taking any more of a risk than a star player at Duke or UNC? Kentucky offers a chance to be the most seen in the national eye as well as competing day in and day out with the best talent in amateur basketball. Cal has said he never makes his players stay as evidenced by Daniel Orton and…

There’s no shortage of these kinds of stories around these parts though... so either Cal is just an incredible actor 24/7/365, or he’s a pretty decent guy. Of course if you are acting a certain way 24/7, perhaps that really is who you are?

So your argument is that Cal’s system can’t be good for the players no matter what he does, because of the corruption of the NCAA? This is really absurd. He uses his platform as a soap box for NCAA reform. Would he be more effective at reform if coaching in the NBA? Coaching his son’s high school team? But by all…

blaming one coach for the system’s universally accepted flaws is ridiculous. its clear you understand the name “Calipari” garners page-views so you use his name as vehicle to gain them. pick any coach. any coach at all, and switch his name with Cal’s and tell me this article gets half the page views. additionally do…

I seriously don’t get your point Albert. I’ve been involved in the lives of over a dozen NCAA athletes in the revenue sports none of which were close to pro-quality. They all agree you’re wrong = the education is both attainable and worth the risk especially in an age of 4 year scholarships.

you’re acting as if john calipari personally tore alex poythress’ ACL from his knee and ate it for dinner in front of recruits. alex is a talented player who suffered an unfortunate injury. that’s it. your arguments are inane.

Wow, just another meaningless article. How about talking to any of his players current or pro. Ask them how they feel and see if Calipari has ruined their lives or doesn't care about them. Such a joke, what's the point of this? Butt hurt are we? Injuries happen regardless of coaching, and the title is an awful jab at…

we all get that the NCAA is a sham and i agree that the risks these young men are asked to take with the potential for little reward is extremely unfortunate and something should be done about it. however, by making calipari the face of of all this (while acknowledging he isn’t any different than any other college…

Are we really gonna have a drawn out back and forth on this?? Burneko... it might be time to log off.

Calling out people for not wanting other’s to undercut their jobs then advocating walking away from one’s life work making millions?

Stick in your lane of telling stoners how to roast chickens.

I think the ACL had less to do with Noel falling in the draft than the fact that he basically let his HS friends be his agents and they wouldn’t let him meet with teams without trying to make sure they were getting taken care of financially first. Not saying he goes #1 for sure if he just signs with CAA right away,…

This daisy-chain of Calipari articles is gross. Take it offline, fellas.

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