After what happened with the dinosaur Jurassic Park, doing the same thing with turtles takes some real testudines.

But so much depends on a red wheelbarrow.

Or an eye for an eye.

Last Tango in the Epcot France Pavillion

Not sure if you watched that game, but the way Webber totally demeaned a college player was baffling and embarrassing. This wasn’t just a fan cherry-picking negative comments.

You’re out of your element, Donny!

There seems to be a typo in your article. “Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae)” by Silento is clearly the 2015 song of the summer.

When talking about bleach as a cleaning product, it’s important to point out that one should NEVER mix bleach with ammonia or any commercial cleaning product containing ammonia. These products will react, releasing the toxic gas chloramine. Acids, including vinegar, are also bad for mixing with bleach. They can react…

Americans, Pharoah: Why the long face?

Plant it! Then in the spring you can make garlic scape pesto.

I wouldn't say he's a troll. Trolls post ridiculous, inflammatory rants to get attention. Burneko's just doing the same thing for money. As Goodman, Forde, and pals know, the best way to get clicks and links is to post bad things about Kentucky basketball. Gawker has a list of highly rated column topics that will get…

Thank you for posting this. Burneko's post was a fact-blind rant, written in drool. Poythress has made his own decisions for his own reasons that don't fit into Burneko's narrative.

What about college bars? They're the best until you hit maybe 27, a few year out of college, then they're the worst.

If you give a Shaq a Cookie Challenge, (turns page) he's going to want a Gallon of Milk Challenge. . .

Mix water and unsweetened coconut milk 1:1 for your rice. You get awesome coconut rice.

How can anyone dislike Grippo's BBQ chips? They're crack on a chip.

See? Something good did come out of that Men's Health article!

"The great history of their college football program led me to officially commit to Miami University. Now, where's the beach?"

Go all the way to the National Championship Game in Arlington, then just go to a Taco Bell? Please. He'll go to Taco Bueno. He's from Texas.

Well, here's where some assumptions have to be made. The article refers to Chapman's "UK days" and refers to some Kentucky pre-teens. Based off this second piece of information, I'm guessing that the K in "UK" may refer to something in Kentucky, rather than the United Kingdom. Universe? Uniform? I'm not really sure,…