Taurey was the ancestor of a British soldier from Revolutionary War or a descendant? I’m only asking because it could be a typo or because comic books.

After what happened with the dinosaur Jurassic Park, doing the same thing with turtles takes some real testudines.

C’mon everybody knows that they’d be Stormtroopers: they speak with a British accent, are already members of an Empire, and there was that one Halloween that Harry dressed up as a Sturmabteilung.

Now there’s a guy who could tell ABC to renew Agent Carter. And then tell them to get out the blender . . .

There’s also a comics in-joke here: the infamous first line of Jessica Jones’s comic, Alias is an uncensored f-bomb, something that had never been printed in Marvel. So, the fact that it’s Jessica making Luke clean up his language is a sly wink to Jessica’s place in comics history.

But so much depends on a red wheelbarrow.

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONESIE!!!

And Mace Windu has an eyepatch and a helicarrier.

It’s actually a hairpiece-less Donald Trump playing an accordion.

Would’ve been better if he cut it down by about 33%.

Or an eye for an eye.

He’s previously played the superhero Chair-Man.

And when it fails after 1/2 a season, the reason the network execs will give is that “Nobody want a Star Trek TV show” instead of “nobody wants to pay $6 a month for CBS programming, minus the sports.”

I bet she is.

Last Tango in the Epcot France Pavillion

Not sure if you watched that game, but the way Webber totally demeaned a college player was baffling and embarrassing. This wasn’t just a fan cherry-picking negative comments.

The Black Forest is a forest made entirely of coconut trees, cherry trees, and cocoa trees. It’s located in Germany. True fact.

You’re out of your element, Donny!

In addition we learn that the Yancy Street Gang killed Ben’s parents. DARKER AND GRITTIER!!!!

There seems to be a typo in your article. “Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae)” by Silento is clearly the 2015 song of the summer.