DoubleOJoe
DoubleOJoe
DoubleOJoe

Judging from the box office numbers, odds are “no.” 

You’re all still dead to me for not getting me that Paris-Dakar 959, and now you’re EXTRA DEAD for not getting me that perfect 901. The color, the interior—all of it is perfect, I need it and now you’re all EXTRA DEAD to me. EXTRA DEAD.

And wrong. Still not topping Prince...in the rain!

Australian Poem:

How many people are interested in a 15-year-old’s butthole?

I would argue that the only thing worse would be laying insulation while topless 

Oh please! This is clearly an attempt at a humble-brag. I mean look at the books in the photo. “I’m a book murderer but the books I murder are hard slogs to get through and look at how brilliant I am for reading them!”

“...and marginalizes white people.”

The excerpt from this book that was published in The Washington Post this morning is enough to make you want to beat the ever loving shit out of anyone, male or female, that you see or hear defending this crass, stupid, proudly ignorant buffoon. The fact that the man selected by white folks to lead this country is so

He’s no George Clooney either.

Eating in bed?

Eating in bed?

An immature chubby baby with small hands who rolls around in a golf cart? Sounds like the perfect mascot to me.

What is wrong with haggis? It is pretty much chitlins, mixed with oatmeal and peppers.

$kaycog is a national treasure who truly deserves this.

(I kid, I kid)

Marcedes, huh?

Or a Rob Bricken Spoiler FAQ?