They already tried, unfortunately they found the bovine were susceptible to a nasty virus: plaid cow disease.

When Megyn Kelly has to walk you back from the ledge, maybe you should ignore her and just fucking jump.

The amendments from the mexican and scottish delegations have been approved with no descending votes. They are ratified, and it is so. Cookouts, barbecues, and Robert Burns dinners are now off-limits to Kanye and any other members of the MAGA cult. As a gesture of goodwill, the legislative body will now be invited to…

Asa member of the Scottish-American community, I’d yank all invitations to our Robert Burns dinners, but ain’t no one wants haggis anyway so it’d be more of a symbolic gesture than anything.

Mostly spy novels, and the occasional non-fiction.

I drive everywhere in reverse, and I produce so much gasoline I don’t know what to do with it.

I didn’t know Donald Trump’s cum was broken.

A scenario I’m rooting for:

I keep seeing people writing ‘death penalty’, but what does that even mean. The scope of this is so far beyond athletics. Taking away the athletic department doesn’t even begin to address the core issue. The real solution is to liquidate a substantial portion of the endowment and attempt to repair the relationship…

Nicely, Nicely.

Siddown siddown siddown siddown
Sit down you’re a locker-room distraction

That’s exactly what Dr. Nguyen Van Phuoc would like you to think!

I have reached out to Splinter’s Vice President of News Scott Livingston for comment and will update if I hear back.

Two days of sports-related stories on my food blog?