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god damn man, have some mercy. We need to reserve hospital beds for covid patients. 

lol what lulz wut

Nasty. Nasty, nasty question. You’re a nasty person asking nasty questions. Remember when I fixed the economy and made Apple move iPhone manufacturing to America? I’ve also put Mike Pence in charge of keeping us all safe. Overall I’m doing fantastic with macarenavirus. Kristen Lee, she’s just not nice.

you’re right.

i’d also bet on them really not testing because they dont want to look weak. in which case, im totally fine with that, wish they get it and die.

And this is his one car.

The Bats and the Furious.

You don’t want to go pissing off Gamera by making crazy statements like that. How can The Guardian of the Universe be lesser than a single Guardian of the Galaxy?

Gamera < Gamora < Gemera

“To verify age, complete the following screen:”

When a head of state hits town, and his diet consists solely of meat, and you have to make him vegetarian dishes, it’s important that you feed that person beans if for nothing else than hoping he spills the shit all over him so someone can shout: “This nigga eating beans!”

I, for one, hope they continue only breeding with other white supremacists. Judging by those faces above, it’ll only be 2 or 3 generations before they purify their way into infertility.

Look at all these fine specimens of the Master Race.

Rotunno sounds suspiciously like Utumno, the fortress of Morgoth beyond the Iron Mountains before the remaking of Middle Earth after the war of wrath; the base from which evil spread over the lands as balrogs, dragons, orcs, and chief lieutenant Sauron issued forth to corrupt the works of Eru Iluvatar and challenge…

The FIA whenever a team finds a loophole in the rules:

“ Trump told audience-goers: “I don’t know if this is a fact, but she had a horrible social media account. She’s, I guess from what I hear, a very strong woman, a very dominant person, so she can get people to do whatever she wants,”

I keep telling you, he's 73 and he's dead! 

...late 6th Century BCE...

suggesting Voltron as a national defense asset

The should celebrate it by reenacting Sherman’s march through the south.