Well, a bajillion years in grad school has finally paid off!

Come on. They’ve got glacial erratics galore.

Splendid!! My morning just got that much brighter. Time to get out my tightest, reddest grave-dancin’ dress and polish up my very best fuckme stilettos, and motor on out to that funeral!

Oh man, here come the sentient fedoras who are just so mad that someone made a game about an issue they want to pretend doesn’t exist.

“Fix it, or the Olympics will remain tainted”

I’ve never read a cold shower before.

I don’t like traffic. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets nowhere.

Needs more Dschinghis Khan

I am so smart...I am so smart...S,M,R,T

That kid is back on the escalator again! I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues.

Being a bandwagon fan is easier on the spirit. Over time I found that it was stupid for me to tie my emotional well-being to something I had no control over. Who cares if my team wins or not? I still have to go to work. I still have to take care of my kids. Being sad and down over sports is absurd once you think…

Trump, mid intelligence briefing on North Korea, flipping distractedly through a briefing book: Guys I have an idea

“Kick the rocks on Friday that others will think to kick on Monday.” - Jason Whitlock

You know, I wish that those Rs would actually start taking their disgust and despair and start doing more productive things like this.

Shooter had “repeatedly referred to his genitalia as a gun.”

I get that, I guesss, but I’m beyond giving a shit, I’m beyond “when they go low, we go high.” Nazis have no place in society, and we need to make them feel as unwelcome and threatened as possible. Fascism is (among other things) a philosophy - a way of thinking - and one that explicitly calls for purging society of…