DoubleOJoe
DoubleOJoe
DoubleOJoe

I am the world’s lamest nomad.

Like in a skyscraper full of terrorists, without his shoes?

I think the problem here is that somebody clearly has.

Ok, ok, they’re embracing their heritage. Let’s not get all blubbery about it.

As someone that has worked in IT for a long time, there is one use of jargon that bothers me to no end.

Especially working with people that networking is a huge part of, if not the entire focus of, their career.

Russia meddled, sure.

the use of the verb ‘disrupt’ be limited to third grade classrooms

I mean, what is “attempted murder,” honestly? Do they give a Nobel Prize for “attempted chemistry”?

Sorry to repeat myself but....

All us guys were teenagers once, we’ve all had a semi in the wild.

Oh GOD DAMMIT!

Shit, just saw he’s not doing the Olympics either. I DON’T CARE, I’M STANDING BY MY SHITTY JOKE! Just, ya know, wash your hands thoroughly between handling the joke and touching your face.

With the proximity of the Super Bowl to the Olympics, I could understand him not wanting to take a Pink Eye Flight between Minnesota and South Korea.

Please don’t use “cunt” to describe anyone but an annoying British man.

Next I’m going to read Catcher in The Rye, it’s about this this kid looking for gluten free bread in New York.

I was going to read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies but I haven’t read Pride and Prejudice yet. I can’t just start with the 2nd book in the series can I??

“Anna, Anna, Karenina. Me, My, Marenina. Fee, Fi Farenina, Karenina.”