Henry Jones Sr.’s line to Indy in that scene has become a staple of conversations with my kids here in Texas:

Amen, same boat here. 

Poop Cruise 2: Goop Cruise

My Volvo XC60 is about as crossover as you can get, and I love it. More headroom. Drives just as well as a sedan. Kids have plenty of room in the back seat, and the cargo area is nice and spacious. Mileage is a little bit lower, sure, since it’s taller and less aerodynamic, but I can live with that. Rollover risk? I…

You don’t, unfortunately.  You just mutter under your breath once again, “goddammit, Spanfeller, you herb” and move on.

You’re mostly water, so why do we call you human?

Item 5:

I think the problem there is that they tried to shoehorn too many companions in for the scope of the game. I thought Nyoka’s story was pretty good, although Parvati’s was definitely the best. I’m still not sure what Felix’s point was. And I wanted an actual quest for SAM, not just “go get this thing and he’ll wake up…

Well, none of the 106 people who buy one will ever drive it. But it loses its resale value if rumors start getting out that it won’t perform to its marketing bumph. So, McLaren has to drive one fast to make sure the buyer’s investments mature properly and they can unload them onto the next set of greater fools in 2-5…

“I didn’t know how to write the character any differently and she didn’t feel she could play what I was writing”

Barth is a saint now? Is this some weird Canadian thing?

In the words of Sideshow Bob: “Your guilty conscience might TELL you to vote Democratic; but deep down you want a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!”

“I expect that the coming days will be unprecedented in the evangelical community”

Followed almost immediately by:

Exactly what I came to say. If there’s a phrase that strikes terror into the black hearts of HR, it’s “Not ADA-Compliant”.

“And the broom? Flawless!”

No, you’re quoting the wrong dummy.

The lower-capacity mixers use lower-wattage motors. So kneading a stiff dough in the lower-capacity mixers puts far more strain on the motor, which increases both the risk of damaging it and the chance that it will start dancing across the counter due to torque.

Exactly! Someone wants to criticize my clothes for being boring or unfashionable, sure. I mean, it makes them sound like a dick, but whatever.  But home is where I live, not anyone else.  Nunya bizness!