But I would say that this is the way furniture is supposed to be. Long-lasting, classic, durable. I don’t want to have to replace the contents of my house ever two years because it’s fashionable; that is certainly wasteful. I know, it’s kind of boring and staid, but I also don’t want to get home every night and have…

I like your title, and I might have to steal it.

Then there’s the Secretary Bird, that stomps snakes unconscious and eats them whole.  And is immune to their venom.

The Lost Generation.

SPLITTERS!

Welcome to how Gen X has felt for 30 years.

Nope, Natchitoches (not to be confused with Nagodoches TX) Meat Pies. Half Cornish pasty, half empanada, all good.

Well, “bland as hell” does describe most modern church music.

Because they HAVE TO BE RIGHT in order to prop up their world views. It’s part narcissism, part societal delusion. “I can’t possibly be wrong, because look at all this money! No stupid person could possibly succeed like this! And since I’m so smart, how could I be wrong?!? Stop oppressing me!!

3000 years of dramatic progression, and this is what they go with? Sure, because no one in the general public gives a shit otherwise. Try staging a production of “The Eumenides” and see how many people show up.

Boris is just Trump with a posh accent. He has no friends, not even the upper-class twits he tries to pal around with, like Rees-Mogg. If he’s pretending to be someone’s friend, it only means they have something he wants. 

Next in line: Bill Russell.

Jeez, no pressure or anything.

My fellow americans:

“You *can’t* fuck it up”

“You *can’t* fuck it up”

Why is he printing in Waltograph?

That high-pitched whining sound that you hear is probably Giuseppe Verdi spinning in his grave at about 6000 RPM.

“what consequences would look like for Andrew”

I think it’s okay.  They’re pretty small, plus most of the structure comes from the eggs and flour.  The sweet potato is really just there for flavor.