Better than all those gentrifying hipsters up in Butthorse Heights.

Agreed on all fronts.  I’m in the northern Burbs and he’s pretty much a joke everywhere.  Even the Six Flags over Jesus crowd at Prestonwood thinks he’s an embarrassment.

Don’t thank me, thank Google Translate and a Saturday in the office!

“What word means horny for humility?”

Deadspin header image crossover event: “Whose Disgusting Politics Chin Is This?”

The OP is correct in this context. “Pablum” was a brand of bland cereal for infants that has been synonomized with unremarkable mush; the brand name was a modification of “pabulum”. “Pabulum” is just Latin for food or nourishment in general.

“High-crime area” my ass. South Side is one of the most heavily gentrified areas in Dallas proper. It’s full of renovated lofts, bars, restaurants, art galleries, and music halls. Now down off Riverfront by the scrap metal yards a few blocks away? Sure. But this is just a dog whistle.

I tend to agree.  Miller is the kind of twat who got the shit kicked out of him a few times, and he’s spent his entire life trying to hurt others in return.  He’s a bully at heart, taking his anger out on everybody else.

“most trucks... are work trucks”

Pictured: Miller and “Waldman”

It’s the sunk cost fallacy.  “I’ve spent so much time and money with this, if I quit I would just be throwing all that away. So I have to keep going!”

1. Profit

Please don’t ever show Trump “Blazing Saddles”. The only response we’d get would be, “They can say it! Why can’t I say it?!?”

A cousin of mine plays for Kerry! Great article, Dave.  Thanks.

I just assumed they were chanting “Boo-oris”. 

“presumed to possess said items with the intent to sell”

“If he were smart he’d stay quiet”

Well I live in Texas, so: all of them?

Nah, my password is easier to remember: 12345.