And it’s 50/50 odds on which end of their bodies the funnel will be connected to.

Amen.  If that big fuckin’ bullet won’t stop what you’re shooting at, you’re either on safari or in a war.  Either way, time to move.

Simple. Get yourself a Henry lever action rifle in .45-70 caliber.

Expecting restrained and responsible behavior from a corporate entity that very specifically produces wares for tasteless, obscenely wealthy, status-craving social climbers seems like an exercise in futility.

I think you’re on to something there.  Bright bold colors and a cool animal.

This is dangerous logic. I’m not a football fan, but I live in Dallas. When my younger son started getting into football, he didn’t have a family team to take up the banner for, so based on where we live you might think he’d pick the Cowboys, right?

2nd Gear: Producer of luxury item acts confused when demand shrinks, appears not to understand economic cycles or fluctuations in market. “This has never happened before, to anyone ever! We just don’t get it! We thought growth and profit were always going to increase!”  Film at 11.

Why in Bob’s name would this organization list their president’s phone number and openly invite this kind of thing 24x7?  Restrict the hours, open a call center, just hire a damn answering service for cheap.  If your time is so invaluable that you can throw it away letting every drunk hipster call you with the most…

Because people A) want to get loaded as easily as possible, and B) are all idiots who are easily manipulated by marketing campaigns.

“Varying weights, varying measures,are both an abomination to the LORD.
Proverbs 20:10"

Okay, this is a small point, but I love the detailing on what is (i guess?) the interior of the targa top.  Very Art Deco.

Aren’t they just piggybacking off the Google Maps API anyway?

“Down With This Sort of Thing” has become my protest rallying cry.

This guy can help.

I’d be willing to bet a certain old epithet beginning with R slipped out of his mouth at some point.

“They are human beings!”

For what it’s worth, I hope all of

There was a downside to it, though. The crash program to get Apollo to the moon bred a culture of complacency when it came to safety and procedures. The Challenger disaster was a direct result of corner-cutting and not understanding the potential for minor defects to cause major problems, not to mention the rush to…

I’d tack on canyon country up in the Panhandle to that list too. Palo Duro is amazing, and there’s something special about going to see “Texas the Musical” under the stars.

Very subtle.  I like it.