This is why, as much as I’d love to vote for her for President, I want her to stay in the Senate.  Can you imagine her as Majority Leader? 

Welcome to small-town Texas, where the only thing higher than the hair is the sense of self-righteousness.

Old but good:

“Does Trump have ANY friends”

We go to Superhell, where it’s exactly the same but there’s no coffee.

I once had a co-worker who would sand his foot calluses on top of his desk. And I mean sand, with a no-shit sanding block, leaving little piles of foot-dust on it.

Those of us who don’t like him already knew that, and those that support him don’t care.

Crust is a structural item; it doesn’t matter what it’s made of.  If cookies, graham crackers, shortcrust pastry, puff pastry, or even cauliflower (!) can be crusts, why not chocolate?

Correct. But an open-faced sandwich is a pizza.

What kind of Reese’s are you eating that don’t have chocolate (or “chocolate” in this case) on top and bottom?

No. Reese’s cups are clearly pies.

Like all rich white conservatives, she has “friends”: people who tolerate her because she spouts dogwhistles that they would never dare say in front of the help.

Confusion, leading to anger, leading to ingenious gluttony?  I’d have proposed.

You forgot the second price list: the same options, but in extended sizes, with a 25% increase.

Because I can’t resist a chance to remember one of my favorite articles ever:

“Krispy Kremepies”

Volvo comes from the Latin “Volvox”, also the generic name of a class of green algae: 

But why should they? They’ve been able to soak the public for decades. It’s become part and parcel of ownership. Cities are finally waking up to the realities of the Greater Fool Theory, though, and realizing that threats of moving are hollow when no one wants to play the tax-break game.

Jacob “REMF” Wohl

Whataburger logo: 1975