And yet when he was interviewed on Top Gear oh so many years ago, in his capacity as Mayor of London, wasn’t he staunchly on board with getting rid of the high-capacity buses because he thought they were an inconvenience?

Lead image: “We rolled an overcooked racist ham through a cotton candy machine and then let it be President.”

I would think that would be “maggot”.

I keep reading this as “marmot” and getting confused.

But you also know that he’s so cheap that in his resorts they only have Panaphonc, Magnetbox, and Sorny.

A significant portion of the population of South Korea believe that sleeping with a fan on at night will kill you.  Google “Fan Death”. 

Oh. Yeah, I didn’t get that.

I’m not sure I want to know what a car named Elektra would do to its parent company.

Purls of wisdom.

Remember: Guns Cars don’t kill people.

Everybody remember: we’re in the Itchy Lot.

How about Richard Henry Lee?

And 90% of the objections to this will consist of, “No fair! You can’t have something good if I don’t get something good too!”

I think this is probably the slowest Porsche ever built:

Pedantry time!

The energy mechanic, combined with a seeming lack of Inns near me, is making me suspect this might be hard to like on a long-term basis. I’m enjoying that they’re placing lots of things to catch on the map, and I’ve spent the last day enjoying that... but now I’m completely out of energy, and my map is a big blank…