So he has the eating habits of a picky 6-year-old.

And let’s not forget Greg “Machine Gun Couch” Hardy.

But which dinosaur? Hypselosaurus eggs were about a foot long and 10 inches wide. Good luck buying pants.

These criteria apply to all of my dogs, none of whom are even part golden retriever.  Toilet paper.  Baseballs.  Fence pickets.  A bamboo spatula.  A doorknob.  All of these things have been eaten by my dogs. 

Perry was just stupid.  Abbot is actively hateful.

Update: this turned out even better than I thought it would.  The family and I are in your debt! Doubling the recipe turned out more than enough for all of us, with plenty of leftovers. 

DFW resident here.  My favorite was the homemade bumper nuts I once saw on a lifted douche-chariot:  two bright green bowling balls attached with a chain. 

Short answer: the Calabrians do whatever they want.

In this case, “twat”.

Why do we persist in trying our hardest to trust tech companies of any stripe? Why do we always think, “Oh, they’re one of the good ones! Surely THIS predatory Silicon Valley corporate dystopia is on the up and up!”?

Don’t discount the greater than zero chance that McConnell has told Trump flat-out that the Senate will acquit. We’re forgetting that he’s being enabled by another one of the most powerful people in the nation.

That is absolutely a fair point.  Thanks!

Claire, thank you for posting a recipe I didn’t even know I needed. This is going on the menu next weekend, but I’m thinking maybe I need to double it for the family?  How many servings do you think would reasonably come out of this?

I like to do the opposite:  eat a bigger breakfast or morning snack, and then wait to have lunch at 1.  That way when I get back to my desk the afternoon feels blissfully short. 

Sort of. He’s the head of the US Public Health Service Commissioned Corps. They’re one of the uniformed services, but not part of the DoD.  Same thing with the NOAA Commissioned Corps.

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Fuck off.  If you want to let unscrupulous charlatans and shills keep bilking people out of their money with this kind of bullshit you can have fun.  It’s stupid, it’s cruel, and it’s manipulative.

Please pardon my rudeness, but:

At least no one has tried to kill him with a forklift.  Yet.