They also don’t understand the phrase “arguing in good faith”.

Not if the act of observing collapses the wave function.

Quantum fetish dynamics: any idea, image, or activity expressed on the Internet is automatically somebody’s sex thing.  See also “sexy action-at-a-distance”.

Wrong glass, sir.

FoxTorch Alpha?  I’m down.

Honestly though, it’s the same everywhere. I’m in DFW, and our sports stations (even the pretty reasonable Ticket) won’t stop complaining about how the Mavs never get the top pick. Most general fans have a huge blind spot when it comes to probability.

No autonomous drones? What kind of techno-futurist dystopia is this supposed to be?  I don’t order all this unnecessary shit with the expectation that I have to interact with an actual person.  Pass.

I’ll see your Massholes and raise you any metropolitan area in Texas.

So... they just replaced the corned beef in a Reuben with greens, swapped out the sauerkraut for cole slaw, and stuck a flag of St. Patrick (yes, I know it’s the Alabama flag, but that descends from the Confederate battle flag and I’d rather associate this one with one of the original users and not One Nation Under…

That would be great.  Unfortunately, their Marines don’t use many air assets, just helicopters from what I know.

My ex-mother-in-law gave me one of these for Christmas. I guess it was meant to be a joke? She’s the kind of unreconstructed racist that spent eight years vilifying Obama with all the standard Fox News buzzwords, but she also hates Trump. Although she voted for him because of all the Fox News standard buzzwords about…

The PLA naming conventions are one of my favorite things:

“ANY decent negotiator would tell you”

Golf is like a Corvette:  perfectly fine until a person gets involved.

“you put yourself in jeopardy anytime you come in and testify”

Nailed it.  He’s trying to play Superdad in front of an audience of teachers so that he can point to it in a later court hearing.  It’s the mark not only of an abuser, but a narcissist.

This ad copy reads like somebody watched too many episodes of Metalocalypse while drunk, and decided it was a documentary.

A shell of a pun, for sure.

“preservation of wilderness and the ability to use land to generate income”