And Centauri’s starcar from The Last Starfighter right in front of that one.

“Dan Snyder: Grasping, Desperate Cheapskate”

“To mein freund Drew: hope you’re enjoying Argentina. Try the schnitzel.  -A”

Name any American politician who you consider to be a bigoted, self-centered, regressive asshole who is so thoroughly steeped in intolerance and hatred of the other that he is incapable of empathy or understanding and would willingly subject us all to live in a medieval hellscape in order to achieve his goals.

Yes.  It’s the plural of simulacrum, from the Latin “simulare”.

Everything except photons and gluons.

“You know that maladjusted, self-satisfied, absentee parent we hired who hasn’t seen his kids for more than two days a month since he spends every waking hour berating his players for perceived lack of heart and failure to live up to his unreasonable expectations? I bet his kid learned a lot about football from him!”

Or spending exorbitant amounts of money on bouquets and then shooting them off fenceposts.

Oh god, they’re never going to shut up about it, are they?

In a mall parking lot this weekend, I sat behind a bro-dozer who was vulturing a spot near the front of the aisle. Turned out that when he finally tried to pull in, he couldn’t fit his colossal overcompensation-mobile into the spot and had to back out and drive off to find another.

Sarah Sanders: “The Devil’s Mouthpiece”

Wonder if they have any lawyers in the family?

The ACLU would be good. I’d alternatively suggest the SPLC, Planned Parenthood, or Amnesty International.

I, for one, enjoy this user name/GIF synergy.

Running mate: Crystal Pepsi

It’s more of a fauxpology.

It’s the same logic that the GOP uses to demonize their opponents, particularly Obama. They are simultaneously (1)conniving, shrewd, insidious geniuses capable of grand-master chess moves, while also being (2)incompetent bumblers who can’t do anything right.

“Hill Country driving road”

The additive inverse of a cheesehead.

Nope, that happens to a friend of mine: White lady with a black husband. People make assumptions about her parenthood all the time, even going so far as to ask what her rates for babysitting are.