He’s definitely a Dapper Dan Man.

Carcharodontosaurus saharicus and Giganotosaurus carolinii may also have been larger.

Schooled, yes. But I can’t help feel like she’s giving him an out before the next potential shutdown. This was one of the main reasons he caved, I think, since his real goal is just to get on camera and bloviate. Giving him his stage before he’s thoroughly defeated over the wall might make him bow up about it again,…

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“Thighbrush Greepwood” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 

And yet ideally the themesong to this administration will end up being “I Fought The Law (And the Law Won)“

Also: most people can barely think a step ahead in two dimensions.  Asking Joe Public to think ahead in three is a recipe for disaster.

Minor correction: we’ve never had a STUPID asshole for a president.  There have been plenty of asshole chief executives (one might say most of them were assholes in some way, because you don’t get that fat in life without stepping on a few people), but this is the first time the president has had a sub-100 IQ. 

Unfotunately, the “common good” doesn’t exist anymore, at least in a single definable form. It would be all too easy to fall back on “life, libery, and the pursuit of happiness”, but there’s an entire political party dedicated to taking those things away from anyone who doesn’t look like them.

First try: gentle wake-up, hall light on, a shake, a reminder that it’s time.

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Another possibility. But now I feel like we’re demeaning all of these fine actors by comparing them to this second-rate mouthpiece.

It’s called the Gish Gallop.

Man, Norquist must be creaming in his jeans. Have we heard from him lately, or is he too overcome by his endless Randian orgasms to answer the phone?

I can’t decide if that guy has Peter Lorre eyes or Marty Feldman eyes.

Pictured, L-R: Any American military officer, Trump, Trump Jr.

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