I think we’re burying part of the lede here:  the CIO of Liberty University?! My god, imagine the skeletons that guy has in his browser history closet!

Pictured: When the Hamburglar gets everything he’s ever wanted, but finds that his paradise is a hollow one, devoid of the satisfaction that he truly craves.

Municipal government employee here, and I concur 100%. The knowledge that we’re doing something important is one of the best parts of this job.

“figure out just what the hell they plan to d”

“How to See Next Weekend’s Total Lunar Eclipse”

What treasure type should we consider those rising property values to be? Asking for a friend.

Kids’ stuff too.  Clothes, toys, bedding...

If you have clothing and housewares to donate, please consider finding a domestic violence shelter in your area.  They are chronically short of supplies to support victims.

Does it come standard with the Confederate flag bumper stickers, or did the dipshit redneck in my suburban neighborhood who likes to gun his Hellcat down the street at 10:00 at night have to special order those?

Somebody needs to tell him that Speed Racer isn’t a documentary.

Has anyone asked Burneko his opinion on this?

He could only settle down with a girl so virginal that she has TWO hyphens.

Exactly what I’m looking for as my kid’s first car.  NP all day. 

Because it’s only about “protecting” the RIGHT KIND of Americans.

Agreed. I’d also put Santa Elena Canyon in Big Bend NP, which the Rio Grande actually flows through, at or near the top of any list.

God I miss that show.

The GOP is in comic books now?

I keep a steel 1943 penny in my wallet as a good luck charm (shut up, I know). It took some work to convince my kids it isn’t fake.

Now, I’m not saying that it would be a wise use of funds to send every Miami-Dade resident a small .177 caliber pellet gun with which to protest against this kind of surveillance.