Or a full Diaper Genie.

To be fair:  most of them don’t read the full text of the 1st Amendment either. 

“there is a growing humanitarian... crisis”

Or, from TOTALLY NOT REAL LIFE I SWEAR:

Oh shit, he’s going to try and buy Terlingua, isn’t he.

Careful, using that many Ks all at once might provoke a lawsuit from the Kardashians for trademark infringement.

Ditto.  That branding could definitely use a bit of a re-think.

Nor have I, and I’ll go one better:

Vader is Luke’s father.

I would add “unwashed jock strap” to that list, but otherwise on point.

The thing is, like so may other pols, he’s right... but he’s not right enough.

Likewise happy to see a little Bosstones love.

Is it wrong that I want to open a combination Vietnamese restaurant and tourist information agency and call it “Pho One One”?

(Prison) Mike approves.

“Upscale” means copper-clad bullets and distressed wood stocks on your rifles.  “Artisinal” means ethically-sourced, locally-produced black powder: hand-fired charcoal, hand-milled sulfur, and saltpeter from only organic fertilizer piles.  You know, really putting thought and effort into your mass killing devices.

“you can watch the entire accursed thing below”

I feel the same about Voodoo and All Dressed. I never considered them to be the same, but now I guess I was wrong.

You can’t reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into.