Pardon my language, but it's when a guy cums inside a ... person ... and then spreads them wide open so you can see it all drip out.
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Man, I bet truck guy wishes he had a vine.
My underwater circles bring all the fish to the yard
And they're like, it's more symmetrical than yours
Damn right, it's more symmetrical than yours
I could teach you but I'd have to charge.
+1, likesay
Why don't you come to Eden Prairie or Edina and rip the Vikes like that, Drew? You know what will happen. We'll smile and then talk behind your back about how we hate you.
The Vikings are the heroin of the NFL, and being a Vikings fan is a bit like being Ewan McGregor’s character in Trainspotting. You want to kick the habit, but things just keep getting in the way. Sure, a 15-1 season feels good for awhile, but then a dead baby shows up and misses the game winning field goal in the…
Pictured: The first four victims in happier times.
Cop: Okay, we're going to need a thumb print.
A lot of white guys in Philly making asses of themselves around black dudes these days.
in response, Roger Goodell has ordered new helmets for all teams...
Kinda unfair to suspend the guy for drugs when he doesn't even know how to use them.
"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."
After playing with Tebow for so long, you would think he would be accustomed to not receiving passes.
They're nuts that go on your truck.
Puppy Peer Pressure.
Poor MR2.
That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.
Just gonna leave this here...http://gothamist.com/2009/04/10/11-…