"Damn, I wish I had some of those back in '05 on Lake Minnetonka."

-Fred Smoot

The burden of proof is not on me that something doesn't exist, it's one the person claiming the existence. We cannot disprove bigfoot, fairies or the invisible pink unicorn, but there's a sliding scale of likelihood that is not in their favor.

Despite his smug bombast, user Patriots2007 only went 18-1.

"Some readers may find it offensive"

Once again, a boring soccer game ends in a 1-1 tie. Not sure why they didn't have a shootout to decide it, though.

As a pilot, this infuriates me.

Oh my God, that is hysterical. I literally am cracking up. What a ridiculous looking fucking face.

Inuit!

Prince Hippo has a long way to go before he's anywhere close to the fighter his father was.

In his defense, he wasn't allowed his pre-fight cigarette.

At least he's letting them age more before sampling.

Here's a gif of all the shots Chris Bosh made in Game 7:

'After he was shot, the man "ran just a few yards, then collapsed and died.'"

Boston media helicopters following a white Bronco: 1.

When you account for the immeasurable "Old Man Strength", he could probably lift about 204313 tons

Surprisingly, he isn't the first kid to be in charge of a professional team.

My ancestors didn't come all the way from Europe so that one day a damn foreigner could sing the American national anthem!

I'm married with kids where is my own clothing line?

If you dislike Danny McBride there is seriously something wrong with you.