love this gif

But isn't god supposed to be omniscient? Why couldn't he get it right the first time?

"...whos the real racist here ur the one who wants white people to get attacked by hawks"

Rivers doesn't give a shit.

I was fortunate to start him in a couple leagues. I should have picked up Josh Gordon, though. It's no secret to us Viking fans that our secondary is hot garbage.

Never bench a solid TE against the Vikings.

The police contradict the mother's story.
The wife also contradicts the mother's story that Taylor immediately started shooting at the car:
""Road rage," Teri Pullum tells the person in a tearful voice. "They were fighting. They both shot each other.""
http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rap…
Did "protecting his family"…

When I was growing up, the rumor was that people would stick you with AIDS infected needles while you were standing in line at Six Flags Magic Mountain.

That suit...God Damn!

A bag of heroin for good measure?

Link to a rebuttal: http://freethoughtblogs.com/axp/2013/07/18…

Mickelson is going to choke...again.

The Lilly opium tincture doesn't really belong here. It's not that old of a bottle, and tincture of opium is still sold in pharmacies IIRC. The fat CII on the bottle should have given that away.

Works every time.

That's called an argument from ignorance.

Yeah, $450 is very middle of the road.

Oc-u-lus! Oc-u-lus!

Yeah, they misspelled my friend Curt's name too. Common mistake.

not too much; I like it. +1

Jesus Christ that's an ugly shirt.