I work for a large (insert name) government medical research lab. The scientists study viral hemorrhagic fevers (VHF), and other infectious diseases. The VHF's have DNA/RNA. VHF's may be, or may not be considered living organisms; that's a point of contention in scientific circles.

Yeah, I really could not care less. Truly. Take a good hard look at the world we live in. Gaming journalism ethics, for me, falls somewhere between #4,852: Who the fuck stole my Power Rangers blaster when I was 7, and #4,854: Who framed Rodger Rabbit?

This is why all gifs should not be banned.

You called?

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

he looks like somebody put a wig, fake beard, and fatsuit on his 10 year old self

I always heard it called "pink sock." It's still fucking gross.

Everyone is blowing this is off as some weird fetish-y thing and missing Mark's larger point: this is becoming normal. Let me repeat that again: hardcore, extreme and often dangerous sexual acts, overwhelmingly involving women, are becoming more and more normalized. Things that should be seasoned fetishes and…

I don't understand what you're saying about winter, because I just looked outside my house and it is obviously summer. More importantly, aren't Chileans scared, living so close to the bottom edge of the map?

LOL.

This is why you do not jerk off with motor oil.

You know a punch is hard when you can see the impact on the opposite side of the face.

Nah, man. The entire concept of honor developed as a social strategy to minimize the threat of nut taps in combat.

Are YOU telling me that MJ wouldn't have fixed the A/C in time to win the game? He could have easily, he has the knowledge and the heart that any average electrician, let alone lebron, simply do not have

Beating off

You do know that this is Deadspin?

She's in the attic!!!