Yeah, I really could not care less. Truly. Take a good hard look at the world we live in. Gaming journalism ethics, for me, falls somewhere between #4,852: Who the fuck stole my Power Rangers blaster when I was 7, and #4,854: Who framed Rodger Rabbit?

This is why all gifs should not be banned.

You called?

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

he looks like somebody put a wig, fake beard, and fatsuit on his 10 year old self

I always heard it called "pink sock." It's still fucking gross.

Everyone is blowing this is off as some weird fetish-y thing and missing Mark's larger point: this is becoming normal. Let me repeat that again: hardcore, extreme and often dangerous sexual acts, overwhelmingly involving women, are becoming more and more normalized. Things that should be seasoned fetishes and…

I don't understand what you're saying about winter, because I just looked outside my house and it is obviously summer. More importantly, aren't Chileans scared, living so close to the bottom edge of the map?

This is why you do not jerk off with motor oil.

Are YOU telling me that MJ wouldn't have fixed the A/C in time to win the game? He could have easily, he has the knowledge and the heart that any average electrician, let alone lebron, simply do not have

Beating off

Meanwhile people who think that Christianity is foolishness see the guilt caused by Christians pointing out sin and conclude that that they are motivated by hate.

So you're telling me that the all-knowing, all-powerful, all-righteous creator of the universe and master of mankind didn't want to "rock the boat" by telling people "Hey, slavery is wrong and you shouldn't own other human beings as property"?

You do know that this is Deadspin?

Teh Breitards want you back on a thread about #Benghazi

She's in the attic!!!