Dopetron
Dopetron
Dopetron

Fun new Kinja bug: When I try to click on the star, it just opens the reply box.

"I hope this serves as a lesson to All-Americans. Whoops. I mean, all Americans."

Anyone who picked Franzia over Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, GET OUT. 90 Minute is the Nectar of the Gods.

The Chemical Plant Level in Sonic 2 is one of the most respected levels in SEGA history. It's so good that I couldn't pass it until I was at least like seven years old.

I'd feel better if Dajuan Coleman wasn't out for the season, but I love that Syracuse is crashing the ACC party this hard.

This makes me hope that in the future they use a standardized recording system so that they can superimpose racers next to each other for comparison... without the shaky headache inducing post production matching

With atheism, as with science it's the other way around to what you're describing - you don't accept a hypothesis (there is a God) without sufficient evidence. What you do in the meantime is accept the null hypothesis (there is no God). It makes more sense to believe something doesn't exist until proven otherwise

I always wondered what happened in that case. Since 1996 I assumed that if one of the last 5 players got eliminated he would be replaced by Bill Murray.

I'm not sure I will ever be able to stop laughing at this.

You'd think if any fans were going to accept more than one woman on the job, it would be the BYU faithful.

Drafts, Ranked By Excitement:

Considering most black people aren't 90's era gangsta rappers, yeah that's pretty racist.

nice name calling... awesome job there. cissexist? what does that even mean? you dislike people who aren't of standard gender/sex orientation? (also cis is a stupid word)

*right click*

HOW DO I LOOK IN THESE??!!

He just likes dressing up sometimes.

That's fine, Luck can go back to his true passion, US Civil War re-enactments.