This isn't really fair. The picture on the right was taken during the third inning, and everyone knows that no one shows up to a Marlins' game until it's the second quarter of a Dolphins' Game.

Or this one!

McRoberts switched from basketball to football? huh.

Signs you hate your child: you dress him up like African-Alderaanian Princess Leia and take him to a monster truck show.

Has bear patrol been alerted?

"I know what you're thinking, and you're guessing the answer is 'Ohio'. Believe it or not, though, we actually go with 'Florida'."

I'm telling you, the obvious way to go with grumpy cat is an animated series, not a live action / CGI movie.

OK, but why can't you do that with, y'know, an actual PB & J sandwich?

Reddit has 50m users. That's like saying "England is on the case per usual."

This would never happen in Obama's America. Poor guy wouldn't even be physically capable of holding the trombone.

Is Cristina dating her mom?!!

I can't even participate in this one because I'm single!

THANKS, OBAMA!

I've gotten way higher than that in a minivan. Way higher, man.

If this took place in Yaroslavl, then the height here might have been an aviation record.

I get high and lift. Nothing feels better and weirder than the pump you get from working out combined with a diffused body high. Protip: use edibles, smoking goes more to my head so to get a body high with long effect, eat it. I normally make budder in a large batch, then cook my morning eggs in it, after that lift…

Did I fart? Or did my mask that turns brain thoughts into human words malfunction? Steven A and I hash it out, tomorrow at 10AM.

Swiperboy he ain't.

Really? Because it seems making it through a simple road in USA was the actual problem.

There aren't 1,700 men and women combined who are making NFL money by rapping.

To cheer, they simply rub their legs together.