When was the last time PIR held a big-time race? It's been at least a half decade, no? That's a real shame.

Man, how I wish that Observation Tower's red pipes were actually a giant slide... WHEEEEEEEE!

::repeatedly fires six shooter in the air::

I can't wait to see what Banovsky posts. Anything I could suggest would be invalid. Last time 'round, he came up with some rules, so I'll suggest a few.

can't get more 90's than this

Its only weird if you're aroused.

Seriously. The Desert Southwest - where office workers daydream about being a FedEx driver simply for the shorts and cotton polo.

Racer Bud Henthorn normally autocrosses a Chevette, but it was having mechanical troubles so he got a 1986 Celica rent-a-car and ran that instead.

That had everything a good ole redneck fight should have. A guy getting angry over seemingly nothing, a skinny dude with no shirt on coming out of nowhere to throw horrible punches, an overweight bald guy in a sleeveless shirt with no muscle tone coming in to "handle things" , a guy swinging an object(in this case a…

These thieves are obvious amateurs that will never be able to go pro.

I'm so sick of Northwest Arkansas and how they're in bed with Big Fiddle. It's like they don't even care that you're not a bluegrass band, they just see a violin and assume you're a threat, even if you're just a 3-year-old Chinese kid. Don't even get me started on East Tennessee and banjos. They shot Steve Martin…

One morning when I was a kid, I was late for work driving my first car, an '80 Omni 024. It had snowed the night before and was freezing cold at 7 am. I was passing cars in the barely plowed left of three lanes, and quickly performed a two lane change to the right lane around a left hand sweeper, when I hit a long…

Exactly why I love my B13 SE-R. The decals on mine notwithstanding, it's an entirely unpretentious car. Well built and rock-solid reliable, and even in the coveted SE-R trim there isn't much letting on to the fact that there's a SR20 crammed under the hood. It's not trying to be anything that it's not - it's just a…

ABC producer: Cut to the wife. Now cut to the girlfriend. Back to the wife. To the gf. To the wife. To Eli Maning. Back to the wife. To Tim Tebo. To Mickey Mouse. And the checker flag.

How many people were yelling at their TVs saying, "Full screen godammit!"?

ugh.... It's been sooooo long since I had good Ewok.

You know what's interesting about these pedophiles and murderers that rely on these stickers to find their victims? They hang out at the same bar as Tooth Fairies, unicorns, dragons, and whole book clubs of Sasquatches. The bar, of course, is for things that don't fucking exist. Also, they serve Ewok meat.

I made this window sticker for my family hauler last week.