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And again howling at people from the passenger side of a Camry.

My happy bagels in the front seat of my old E38.

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I used to go to Central Texas Speedway every other weekend when I lived in Austin to drive their karts. I had no idea it closed. Doing 50-60 mph in a little kart on an oval track was some of the most fun I’ve ever had. Makes me sad :(

My ex traded in her Mark 2 Supra for a used Dodge Intrepid. I don’t feel like I have to say anymore than that.

Is that a sombrero?

Aw shit! This is a car site?! No wonder no one’s been responding to my gender-swap/historical fan-fic “Babe Lincoln 2: A Blouse Divided.” over on oppo!

There is no better cheap band hauler than a giant Ford Econine with personalized plates that say "Vantera". Big vans are totally metal!

Do mythological beings count? 'Cause I'd go with Helios. Dude raced a chariot attached to the sun across the sky everyday. That's gotta be like mach 92 or something.

Had one in my neighborhood growing up with limo tinted windows. I was always squinting, trying to see if it was Willy Mays Hayes driving it.

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COTA would be great (and I'd be the first in line for tickets) but, I've got my fingers crossed for PIR. I would love to see and hear IndyCar in Phoenix again.

Fins!!! Never thought it would be Ferrari to make fins cool again. Alright Cadillac. I expect to see them on all your models next year.

Is it weird that I recognized that as the dragon from The Witcher 2: Assassin of Kings?

Scratch that. Just talked to my bro and he says the inside of the igloo is very creepy.

My brother's ex-mother and sister-in-law work at the igloo. I knew it wasn't finished but I've never heard it was creepy before. I know a lot of people in Alaska don't completely finish their buildings to avoid paying a tax or something like that. In a lot if the smaller towns like Willow you'll see a lot of houses

Keep the crazy car sketches comin' Jason. I love them!

Yes but, are the seats stuffed with eagle down? I'd hate to think of you missing out on all that eagle.

I can't stop laughing at the sign that says "Hurt Train" and "Do Not Board" as if there might be passengers waiting for that particular train who can't see that it's clearly not in service at the moment.

Yeah both those races today were great! Thought Rossi was going to pull it off at the end and I'm a little disappointed that Busch and Stewart couldn't hold on to 1st and 2nd after that Green/White/Checker.

I got an idea for DLC:

If they could add a couple thousand sharks they'd have Sharknado: The Game!