I mean, take your pick.

Who just rolls with a 3/4 full bottle of barbecue sauce in the car?

Funniest thread in a long while here's a humble offering

Here's the start of the 1989 race. I sat on the wall for 3 1/2 hours so I could take this shot.

Jason you're without a doubt my favorite poster—I vote torchlopnik stays forever.

One word, Thundercougarfalconbird!

QUOTE | "It's always struck me as a little odd how resentful players are in the F2P business model about paying a couple dollars when they don't think twice about paying $50 for the same amount of fun or gameplay time." - Veteran designer Steve Meretzky, talking about the evolution of free-to-play games.

I did not realize Helio Castroneves was actually Frank Welker.

NASCAR has defininetly moved the sport of motor racing far away from purists' expectations, but damn that was a good race! MotoGP was just as exciting to watch today!!

No other car will shake and rattle your insides like standing 40 feet away from a Top Fuel engine. It's not even a car, just an engine with some wheels and body work thrown around it!

Last time I checked, Texas is a big enough state to handle the two events on the same weekend. Sure there are NASCAR fans that would like to see the F1 spectacle, but they'll have to set their DVRs first.

Unions have proven themselves to be completely useless as of late. For instance, all of United's employees at my station (GRR) were union members, for what they thought was job protection. United decided they were tired of paying 20 year veterans $25/hr and contracted out all of their ground handling to a secondary…

"I must be missing it. I'm not seeing a back breaking drop here." - Skrillex

Yes, it was. The only one. Tell me why else they seceded?

There's a lot of talk of slavery in the secession documents, but there's also a lot of talk about states' rights and self-determination. And Lincoln did more than acknowledge the amendment:

Because they didn't trust Lincoln or anyone around him, and given the demographics of the entire Union they correctly saw that slavery was untenable in the long term even if Lincoln relented in the short term.

So why didn't they just rejoin the Union when Lincoln promised to pass the Corwin Amendment, which would have protected slavery?

The Galactic Empire? Really Lotus!

Fuck, I'm just glad that I've stopped getting web redirects on my iOS devices to the Candy Crush game on the AppStore. There was a period where I couldn't open the damned web browser on my devices without hitting a site that had background advertising feeds that triggered the redirect. And, no, it's not a virus or an…