Dominoes new slogan: "Pizza there in 30 minutes, or you're dead."

Things started to get weird when Price tucked his stick between his legs, and began dancing around.

Would you puck me? I'd puck me.

I'm looking forward to the inevitable follow-up piece which covers the ref and linesman being stomped in a back alley behind a pub by soccer hooligans.

De-Bearded for Austerity

One Deke to fool them all. One Deke to wind net.

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"

But they spruce up the comments section so nicely.

Turning down a case over collegiate ties is no way to garner favor with the judicial Branch.

The Jersey shore?

forensics have revealed that the driver — a German citizen — lost Control at approximately 320 km/h (198.8 mph)

Two horses (Fenix Two and Marching Song) were electrocuted in the paddock area of a British race track.

West Baltimore Drug Star D'Angelo Barksdale Likes String, Dislikes Working The Pit

Excellent, Emma. Dude's a complete slimeball.

Snow stirs, mutters something about "pin me, pay me"

Whoever is willing to divulge the contents of their "magic spray" that seemingly cures everything from a rug burn to Parkinson's gets my vote.

Pictured: Drew in college

because drinking and driving is about the worst, most dangerous decision you can make for everyone else on the road.

Ever start cooking something without reading through the whole recipe and then get to some step like, "Refrigerate for 24 hours"?