John Daly has a new golf bag. It has a flat-screen TV on it. Of course it does.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, brother!!!!! Whatcha gonna do when the $5 million lawsuit's brought against YOOUUUUUUUUU?!

I think I'm gonna like house-sitting.

Yeah, that's a negative sign in front.

Popp told his team before a game that their opponents expected them "to play like n—-ers, which you are"

I miss Crossfire despite nearly every game turning into a which-gun-jammed-less-and-who-can-shake-the-board-to-suit-their-needs-best bonanza.

Bros call him "Skeeter," dude!

That just made me laugh out loud at my desk. Now all my coworkers are staring at me.

Not surprisingly, photos taken from inside Sam Cassell's house reveal he prefers Alienware.

As a guy who likes mid-range electronics equipment, I'm just jazzed that he has a 2 year old Dell on his desk.

Touché.

+1

Mr. Guy, the retired truck driver, says he has trouble hearing some of the big, macho players "

The athletes really should attend class if they want to participate in the event(s) of the season.

The name of the program? You guessed it:

Head, shoulders, knees, and OOOOHHHHHHHHHHS!

"three giant canisters of melting 31 Flavors ice cream" What are: the contents of Albert Haynesworth's locker ?

For your listening pleasure: 5-time Grammy winner, and freedom hater Christina Aguilera.