+1 But good luck getting whatever (insert relevant hot pop group du jour here) to turn down the (presumably) massive paycheck for 20 minutes of flushing their dignity down the shitter.

Back: Boned.

No mention of the absolute murdering of our Nation's theme music by a fresh-from-having-her-face-stung-by-bees Christina Aguilera?

Since I can't seem to figure out where the "Promote" button is, I will simply type it out: Promoted!

There's a house, a flame, and a magnifying glass. Cute. Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez's posthumously released autobiography for children did a great job of chronicling 1994.

Now you tell me! I've been chucking all these goddamn bottles into the ocean hoping one of them finds there way to you guys!

Not sure if anyone else sees this, but I have the ability to "Toggle star." I only see this option for currently starred users and you. Did I drunkenly roll around in radioactive goo and receive the unholy ability to star/unstar commenters? I'm afraid to click the button for fear of causing a black hole in the…

What?! I have to take 1 extra step to find out people don't find me funny?! MUTINY!

I'll second that. I just had a reply to a comment I made, and I saw no indication of it like in the old site design. Only reason I noticed was by actually scrolling through the comments.

Most laptops don't have the wheel, but have you tried sliding your finger up/down the far-right side of the touch pad? Often times that will function the same as a scroll wheel.

And, look, shit's gonna be a little unwieldy and uncomfortable. We'll try to get it together. Just be patient.

Unreal. As I Browns fan I've always though Randy Lerner was the archetype for a bad owner.

We need a good slur for autistic people.

...this trait is found in virtually all humans except, the book noted, mentally disadvantaged people who lack certain emotional capabilities. Autistics, basically. In other words, the conservative way the game is played right now can NEVER change because almost all humans are vulnerable to loss aversion.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Does that make you think less of Heinrich?

@BufordJustice: +1 Mean Street Posse

@Phintastic: Booze and MSG!

Was Simmons tweeting while opening the Arc of the Covenant?

@Steve U: Ravishing Rick? Rude.

@vodkanaut: Keith Jardine, on the other hand, can totally relate to what DiPietro is going through right now.