...and Blanka doing what Blanka does best: electrifying everybody

@norbizness: Pilling was his business...and business was good, but Mustain simply took on too much Risk. Because of Pete Carroll the USC system has failed, and now the school needs a hero. Rather than assume that mantle, Mustain preferred to pad his warchest, and is now in for a rude awakening. Luckily he should…

@Cyrus_the_virus: I think she took the term "dress to kill" a bit too literally.

@Cyrus_the_virus: Rex Ryan just came.

When asked why he went with prescription pills instead of homemade narcotics Mustain replied, "PCP sells, but who's buyin?"

"I've taken much bigger johnson's to the head. He'll get over it"

@Bob Ryan's Teeth: Dammit! It cut off right before that ousted their president, and began shooting other wrestlers from camels.

Auburn had proposed a similar stunt, but quickly thought better of it.

@Lionel Osbourne: It's title:

And, yet, this is still better than whatever saccharine, auditory torture the Black Eyed Peas will be foisting upon the nation during this year's Super Bowl.

@Body By Bacardi: Mick Ultra? Please. You know it's either Kaliber or Shirley Temples.

@NoirJuggling: If they continue to target him with these fines, I fear he will become a reFugee from the NFL.

♫Drummin' my brain with his helmet

...somehow are standing on my legs and then systematically work their way up...by the end of it I am laying on the floor and they are fighting about who is going to sit on my back and jump up and down.

I haven't seen such ostentatious

@rulesboy: +1

@Same Sad Echo: Jay quickly attached it to the tail of his favorite My Little Pony, and finished an impromptu tea party with his stuffed animals, 2 Beach House Skippers, and a Strawberry Shortcake doll.

@meatbat: If its anything like the last package he dealt with it'll be filled with sleeping pills and pain killers.

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: That's good.

@Body By Bacardi: +1