DonteStallworthDrivingSchool
Donté Stallworth Driving School
DonteStallworthDrivingSchool

#24 - Looks like Ritch Brinkley has lost some weight since Cabin Boy.

#32 - Doing his best Warren Moon impression.

@Gamboa Constrictor: Brett Favre took a huge hit this year when he tried to short sell some personal assets.

@vodkanaut: Seriously. You think he would have learned his lesson after Eric Mangini posted all those meme pictures during the BCS Championship game and got banned.

@Body By Bacardi: I found James Harrison's PowerPoint presentation and white papers on why he should not be fined showed a lot of poise and a strong grasp of financial principles.

@PolkPanther: I'm not sure if this was a mistake, but my Nixon raft came with a complimentary tape recorder.

@UweBollocks: They let me exchange it for a Dan Quayle raft, but I can't read the directions for the life of me:

@UweBollocks: Fuck! My Kennedy raft has a goddamn hole in it!

Now playing

complete with a fake punt as the Sarlacc.

Pictured:

@Bevraj of Choice: Don't want to get razzed about that drink? Just refer to it as a Cape Codder instead.

@Bevraj of Choice: That's one full month of pent-up aggression. He's gonna tear that place to the ground when he returns. If I were you I'd take out an insurance policy on him. That way when the police gun are forced to gun him down after he goes berserk in the gym, you'll make out like a damn tycoon.

@Always Winning: I'll dig around, and see if I can't find it. Any idea the month, or the article it happened in?

@Always Winning: I've got a handful on stand by just in case a random ban hits. Here's a few:

@Always Winning: I remember that one. I believe you had made a comment about Donte's accident, and that was my response.