@Always Winning: We're friends. You can call me DSDS. No need for formailites.

@YinkaDoubleDare: David Stern but Fair makes me crack up. Also, a while back there was someone posting with the name Delhomme and Garden Show. Thought that one was great too.

@Beamrider: When I was a kid Gary Burghoff (the guy who played Radar on MASH) came over to my house to record a radio spot. Don't ask why because I have no fucking clue. But there were a bunch of people there (his assistant, makeup person...why he needed her for a radio commercial I'll never know, etc.). I had no…

@Gamboa Constrictor: I know what you mean. I only got my star there when an article was cross posted.

@Canabian: Now that you've realized that GTV is like little league t-ball (you get ice cream whether you win or lose): Welcome back.

@Bevraj of Choice: WOW! And he had the balls to actually come back to that same gym after shitting himself? Unreal. You gotta start interviewing this guy. A person that crazy is too precious a comodity to be left to mere memory. I guarantee you could get a movie deal out of it. It would be like The Soloist only…

@PolkPanther: That's just the kind of top tier leadership this team is known for. Those dismal numbers aside, I trust Holmgren, and will reserve judgement until he's had time to prove himself.

@Bevraj of Choice: That's awesome. Well written, by the way. Had me laughing throughout.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: I don't have a fucking clue. But, I'm oddly intrigued, and mildly aroused. Then again, that could be from the K.D. Lang album I'm listening to.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: PM sent.

@Same Sad Echo: Truly brilliant. Lawyers, Guns and Money, Desperados Under the Eaves, and Mohammed's Radio are my favorites.

DUAN,

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Always. Also, slap the flight attendant's ass. They find it insulting and unflattering if you don't.

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@ReverseApeChemist: John Bowlushi

@vodkanaut: Not sure about you, but I'm no fan of gold in showers.

@UweBollocks: I've neve seen the first one. Am I correct in assuming it is laughably horrid?

@ReverseApeChemist: Nathan Lane

@Sheed's Bald Spot: I literally randomly picked it from the Netflix Instant Queue. Had never heard of it before today, but then you made the comment earlier I thought, "there is no fucking way 2 movies like that exist."

@UweBollocks: