@Sheed's Bald Spot: JCVD lookalike fights dinosaurs.

@All Over But The Sharting: This had better be a joke, Shart. I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck, so you could just sit at your computer and read comments.

@Thats_a_bummer_man: Wait. Vin Diesel plays D&D? Next you're gonna tell me that Charles Bronson was in AV club, and Jason Statham is into anime.

@vodkanaut: You have my bow.

@Delonte, Interrupted: That's good.

This is all well and good. But just wait until it comes out that Cecil Newton has accepted a substantial sum of money for the team to tour Whole Foods stores instead.

@Always Winning: +1

"cum to life"

Keep Cam out of the electronics department.

@Desi_Relaford: It narrowly edged out the ground-breaking "Why Don't They Make Women's Athletic Shoes with Heels" and "Do These Basketball Shorts Make My Butt Look Big" articles, with 11 and 10 total comments, respectively.

Other exhibits scheduled to be on display at the Leipzig zoo:

@Sonar Jose: +1

@The Mechanics Of Road Beef: I agree. I would love to see their responses to this. I imagine they would range from "you go, girl!" to "like, OMG!" Maybe a few "you-said-it-sisters" thrown in for good measure.

Crying foul over perceived sexism that's a huge reach is not the way to put your brand out there.

@Bellwether Johnson: I wonder how much he'd be willing to cell that for?

With the Earvin Johnson statue testing negatively for the past few years, it was only a matter of time before they had to replace it with one more likely to get a positive response.

@All Over But The Sharting: Oh, but you can score just one point:

@All Over But The Sharting: That's a good point. There have been many people I played off not knowing about the site because I didn't want them to find out I commented. Simply because I didn't want them seeing some of the more questionable posts I've made, and having their opinion of me change simply because they…

@Lionel Osbourne: I tell most people (who I believe would appreciate it) about DS, however, I only know of 2 people who check it regularly: my brother (who turned me on to this site), and my roommate. A few others will read occasionally.

@tastes_like_burning: That's crazy. My brother is the same way. I've yet to approve an account, and I told him I would approve his if he wanted to start commenting. Yet, he's content to just lurk. Oh, and he's the one who told me about DS.