Michigan Man Brady "Michigan Man" Hoke is a Michiganly Michigan Man who Michigan Manned at Michigan for Michigan years.

@UweBollocks: Without any other options the doctor offered this experimental, risky procedure.

@David Hume: "I'll make you see stars, bitch!"

@Hatey McLife: Damn!

@Same Sad Echo: I would have, but I used my last one to make a little side money running an ad campaign for Javier's Burro Burgers and Cantina in San Dimas, CA (NOW OPEN WEDNESDAYS!).

CANNED ASS.

@Same Sad Echo: Don't worry. I went over and hid all the pills, chemicals, and sharp objects.

God-fucking-dammit

Michael Dyer sounds like a cattle auctioneer or the Micro Machines guy when talking. I cannot keep up.

@Julian Vargas: +1 for bringing that over to this thread.

@Phintastic: I'm sure there's a West Coast NBA game that's starting up in the next 30 minutes.

This is for all the lapto...Tostitos. You know, those computer chi...CORN! I said CORN chips! Heh! Wow it's hot in here. Did I mention that Clay Matthews fucking kids play a LOT of goddamn football? Oh God I said fuck on TV! Change the subject. Change the subject. Change the subject.....uhhhhh......George Bush…

We had sort of a bumping-and-grinding game back and forth.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: This is all I could make out:

@NordoftheBlings: Sounds like he's been listening to Tony Robbins tapes nonstop for the past week. What a blowhard.

@Internet_Nene: That is by far one of the most awful names for a bowl game...ever.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Only if they trade them for discounts on tattoos.

I'm just an instrument of God, and he is working through me.

@NordoftheBlings: unaware a game was being played, feels a bit robbed.

This is for all the Tostitos?!?!?