Please snap it too high.

@CBronsonSmile: Action At Point Blank Range

@TripleStack:

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Hahaha. You know, I should have put a disclaimer with that pic.

@TripleStack: Good call. That Emperor Hirohito / bug zapper / Dakota Fanning / "aardvark" sealed the deal on the 2 point conversion.

How where they able to draw Fairley, a veteran, off the line?

@Da Mang: 15 yards for SirTruthingtoning

@Always Winning: +1

@Always Winning:

@Always Winning: Great Clips: The Unauthorized Dale Earnhardt Biography

@All Over But The Sharting: There have only been a handful of comments that I have liked so much as to write them down, so I could always go back and laugh at them. This was one of those.

@Julian Vargas: Maybe they have different codes in different areas because the commercial I saw had the code as "MAN" being texted to "WHALE."

@vodkanaut: Welcome back. For the record I'm still laughing about the Chip Kelly post you made earlier.

I smell a concussion.

Alright. Let me get this straight: Great Clips has a contest where you can win a "man cave," but they want you to text "MAN" to "WHALE?"

@Fallopian Tubing: Gabrielle Giffords

@Fallopian Tubing: Fixed.

@AntoineWalker: +1

@SavetoFavorites: That's for sure! I don't know why they've stuck with the Carrie Strug/ Malibu Barbie Dream House /Ron Perlman / sphinx all game long. It's getting them nowhere.