@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Glad you liked it. Not sure if you've seen The King of Kong (it's a documentary about 2 guys trying to get the highest score ever in Donkey Kong), but felt the same way about that French guy as I did about Billy Mitchell.

@Sonar Jose: Behind the scenes footage of Oregon's pregame warm up.

@Sonar Jose: +1

I'm looking forward to Oregon getting pounded for 3 quarters, and then come out with brand new jerseys in the fourth. These jerseys will give them the confidence to play the way they always knew they could. With this newfound gusto, and some hair-brained trick plays, they will mount a comeback, and eventually even…

@willmmmm: The Colts front office is eying him up for the draft.

It's not hard to hate a guy with his own face airbrushed on the crotch of his pants

@vodkanaut: Oh man, that's fucking great. Had to put a client on mute so I could laugh at that.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: He reposted a comment he made on last night's DUAN. Some 30 second commercial about auto insurance. Wasn't offensive. I just think the Ninja found it wholly unfunny.

@WashingtonForeskins: I never grew up. I'm not gonna lie

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Of all the skits in that show, this one, for whatever reason, makes me the most uncomfortable. And, that's saying something considering some of the strange shit they've put together.

@WashingtonForeskins: I threw up. I'm not gonna die.

@The CFL Allstar: Apologizes if I made it sound like American senators are actually good for something other than wasting taxpayer money. Other than the whole "elected" thing, they semm pretty similar.

Robert Hooke Hopes Isaac Newton Slain By Apple

I'm sick and tired of this kind of advertising. Tit's all subliminal messages and sex to get you to buy stuff. I mean c'mon! Is this really the breast they could come up with? I, for one, think we cans do better, as a society, to raise the bra, and take a moral high ground. Choosing to continue down this path…

The Most Insulting Car Commercial Ever Made

The master of the Head shot.

@The CFL Allstar: Wow! What are the odds?

The Senator

The Blue Jacket

Pictured: You are staring at the gift horse's tonsils.