@Achiever: Jeffrey Lebowski Admits He Abides

@Phintastic: +1

@Same Sad Echo: Shoeless Joe Jackson Admits He Took A Bribe

@Landycakeboss: That made me laugh.

@Hatey McLife: That's what happens when you go 141.62kph in a TheoLorean.

Donté Stallworth Admits He Took A Drive

@Same Sad Echo: That's right motherfuckas. I can wear this ugly ass suit, and will still be nailing 2 coeds tonight. Sweet dreams.

@Cory Cross - Male Model Extraordinaire: Every so often an article comes along sets up the Commentariat perfectly. The literary equivalent of an alley-oop, or a meatball. Post after post makes you laugh your ass off.

@Walk Off HBP: Mr. Perfect. He had it all.

@Always Winning: Just saw this. Laughed out loud at work. Thanks for the boost on a dull Monday.

Roberto Alomar Involved In Altercation With Umpire

@Always Winning: Achiever, 2012 COTY Winner

Shuttle Endeavour's Final Mission Scheduled For 2011

Ringo Starr Back In The Studio To Record New Solo Album

@Steve U: +1

Sarah Jessica Parker Signs On For Third Sex And The City Movie

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: That's good.

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: I'ts always blown my mind that a theater chain hasn't opened that charges regular prices. All other theaters would have to follow suit or fold.

Tim Crews Says His Piers Actually Had A Great Feel. Was He Drunk?

opted to stay in the Bay Area.