@Gamboa Constrictor: Neither did Randy Rhoads.

After crashing a lot in the Olympics, America's reigning ski goddess Lindsey Vonn has returned to form

The last time someone got caught stealing signs this blatantly Bill Belichick was out $500k.

@Maloik: Check and mate.

@Fendi Hotdogbun: From what I gather it's not that the ninjas hate slasheis. The ninjas hate things that 1. are not funny 2. do not contribute 3. are blatantly racist/offensive.

@Julian Vargas: I think paheadband10 broke Deadspin.

@PolkPanther: I believe that thing is called a Grue.

@paheadband10: Everything you need to know:

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: I know exactly what you mean. To be able experience that show without any pretense just one more time would be amazing.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Justice

@BROnaldinho: That is the most unfair, heartless question you could ever ask a Cleveland sports fan.

@wyomingcowboyup: Bill Paxton also holds the distinction of being the only man to be killed by the Alien, Predator, and the Terminator.

@UweBollocks: Uh, I believe you're referring to my hit song, Pinacoladaberg.

@JohnnyDrinky: I'm sorry, but I simply cannot resist doing this again:

@wyomingcowboyup: I don't always drink beer, but when I do I drink half, recap it, and save a little for tomorrow."

@Bevraj of Choice: Words of Wisdom from Father Choice.

@Steve U: returns to Super Meat Boy

@Bob_Higginson_bubblegum_card: Allow me.

@vodkanaut: Also,

@vodkanaut: 'The Comeuppance' is upon you!"