DUAN,

@Julian Vargas: OK. So, I've been able to scavenge some old beef jerky (pretty sure that shit never goes bad), a few D-cell batteries, a handful of paperclips, a box of tin foil, two copies of Gordon Lightfoot's Summer Dream on vinyl, a 6er of Little Kings Cream Ale, and the April 1998 issue of Cat Fancy

@TrojanBrand: Thank you. I will definitely be trying these out. Shitty YouTube video chronology of awful playing is a real possibility.

@Same Sad Echo: Knopfler nothing, but that was rather insightful. It's good to know I'm not the only one who finds a pick awkward.

@Maloik: I never really knew that a pick could make a difference. I always assumed they were (other than slight feel and the obvious aesthetics) all the same.

@NoirJuggling: Funny you should mention that. I happen to be a lefty playing a right-handed guitar.

@Phintastic: I'm getting that feeling I get when I go to see a movie, and I'm the only one in the theater. I can never fully enjoy the movie because the whole time I'm thinking, in the back of my mind, "why isn't anyone else here? Does this movie suck? Is there something better that I'm totally missing? What if…

@Phintastic: Looks like it's just me and you tonight, Phinny. I'll crack the Malbec. You thrown on that sexy red number, dim the lights, and put on the Sade CD.

@All Over But The Sharting: Oddly enough, that has been suggested to me once before.

@Phintastic: I was thinking the same thing. No new posts this early in the night? Is there some epic event going on that we're not aware of?

DUAN,

@ReggieDunlop: And craigslist doesn't even have 'erotic services' anymore

@Kid Canada: If it's a good year for The Undertaker, then can we assume it's a bad year for Mankind?

@Dee Dee King: Montreal just get along?

Skandor Akbar

Ignore Your MTV Guide; The Bangles Did Not Break, Stay With Hoffs

@Gourmet Spud: That's quite the pickup line.

@Always Winning: That's what I thought it was originally. Then, after all the ninja comments I got started getting the feeling that some well-trained assassin was lurking just behind me in the shadows.

@Insert Clever Name: I see we're from the same alma mater.

@SevenCostanza: every time I see him I want to punch him in the beard.