@Same Sad Echo: Who the hell has an issue with crossbows?

There Is Footage Of ESPN's Adam Schefter Singing West Side Story For Sale

@FreemanMcNeil:

@Gamboa Constrictor: I'm with you. How else am I supposed to let people know what my "other car" is, and where I like to vacation communicated via an oval with abbreviations?

@Achiever: It always helps to have a positive attitude.

@Always Winning: Speaking of vuvzelas, how the hell did they not make the Deadspin Worst of 2010 list?

We sought a venue that fulfills our promise to showcase the best sailors in the world

@UweBollocks: Somebody had to take up the cause after Will Smith quit making music.

@Boothwilkes John: Just got that in on Netflix. That easily wins the award for "movie so awful it's actually good."

@KingCuyahoga: Can't argue with you on that one.

WE WANT PRE-NUP!

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: Excellent!

@Now imma throw my gyroball: I was going for the double entendre. Wasn't meant to be overt racism. Apologies if it came off as such.

Looks like we've found a chink in the NFL's armor.

Person #1: How was the Eagles-Vikings game?

So, according to Will Bunch, all parties involved were yellow?

@Steve U: +1

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: Cannot unsee.

What I would like to know is what parent would let their child take a photo with that guy. If that's my kid, and I see some that creep (suggestive pose and all) snapping a pic with him you better believe I'm getting dragged out of the stadium in cuffs.

@sweatingmullets: so fuck off and drink some more.