Pictured: Typical reactions to DougExeter's commenting.

Even her sister Gully can't believe she fell for that one.

Kidd's son is relieved to hear that he no longer has the biggest head in the family.

i think you mean sic burn.

As you can tell from the attribution and elementary punctuation, that is a quote from a source. You'll know when I'm talking about Tottenham because I will tag the article "LOLSPURS" and preface every team reference with terms "sixth-place," and/or "forever in our shadow." But keep on trolling, baby.

Shocking that a profane, angry authority figure stupid enough to be taped would be from Whittier.

"It was a good 12" will become the first phrase to appear on Hall of Fame plaques in two sports, for John Daly and Lawrence Taylor.

♬Every Kiss Begins With K-G-B♬

Ryan Anderson: [clicks on "Deadspin.com"]

One time, my kid actually asked me to put my phone away and I felt like the worst parent on Earth. So I put the phone away. And then took it out again.

The Taking Of Beltran 123.

John Fox, on the phone:

The mating ritual of the New Jersey male continues to mystify anthropologists.

I blame Topher Grace for introducing her to drugs

Instant replay will help, but for some players this works itself out without it. Chad Curtis, for example, is obligated to notify the umps if he's in the neighborhood.

"Probably."

Just what we need is some lawyer getting on the internet and trying to funny.

Government under the control of people like him is basically like one of those hideous insects that murders its prey and then wears its skin around as a disguise.

Stop sullying my good name. I would never say it's okay—I would shrug and say, "I guess, if that's what you want to call it, it's pretty bad, I suppose." Give me some credit.

Such a move, while premature, at least didn't hurt his BABIMBOP.