and roomed with football players at Notre Dame almost four decades ago

"Sign her up. I haven't seen anyone cover that much ground moving to the right in at least 20 years."

"Ain't NO ONE beating me at NOTHING!"

'Hotspur' is singular, you ignorant American poseur.

"Two words: Wheel Chair."

"With a arm like that, I'd love to hear him sing the National Anthem."

"Halfway done, son."

Which archdiocese is Artis tranferring to?

"An old bag's strange, pathetic journey from denial to acceptance."

"This is what I've been saying all along! Everyone hates everyone! Even the spics hate the niggers! Who are we to fight it?"

"I'm partial to other methods."

"That's a clear dive."

"Cole, stop being such a pussy."

"Take him out back and put a bullet in his head."

"She had it coming."

"After the turnover, his body language said fuck everything."

Attack of the Sixty Inch Woman

"That's my boy!"

"What a pussy."

"Three words: Bigger ... Whiter ... Lips."