What, not a single quote from a league official about this play?

"Yeah, everything, the jackets, the scarves, even the hats. Take it all back. Trust me, they'll understand."

Uh, yeah, they're not gonna sign Cano ... They're just clearing space for Profar.

I would have figured Amar'e to be the least likely Knick to turn the other cheek.

"No one pays to watch the referees."

Everyone knows he cooks exclusively with flaxseed oil.

Even this is better than your avatar pic, Samer.

Mike Francesa will still call him "Mr. Mara."

"Crossed the line? I'd say he didn't go far enough."

"Hell of a run."

I bet he spent at least a little bit of time wondering HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO FIND A CATCHER WHO CAN THROW ACCURATELY TO SECOND OR THIRD.

It'd be bigger news if someone on that show wasn't bloated or gassy.

"Who would have thought a game could end this way?"

"Missouri? Nope, I think I'll just hope for a Game 6."

"Nate Jackson's white? Move over Reggie Cleveland."

The fact that the Heat haven't dredged the locker room toilets is hardly news.

"What, no cigarette?"

What do you expect from a jamoke in a Wayne Chrebet jersey and green camouflage pants?

"Oh, so what's a cap-ologist then? I must have misheard you."

"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"