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Don Jeter
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A squirt from a foaming soap dispenser on your TP will work wonders for those with a brillo pad between the cheeks.
Correction: 3 people and a toad.
5 minutes is a lifetime down here in the greys.
Pictured: The first four victims in happier times.
+1 Centrum Silver
Shoulda kept it nice til you got called up to the Show #mambatweets #takes12know1 #themoreyouknow
Better call Saul.
Doyle Brunson's looking pretty good for his age.
"What an amateur. How can you forget the ligature when you're dealing with a pædeophile?"
I know the Browns have been depressing for the last several decades, but is an ambulance really necessary for an acute bout of Preseasonal Affective Disorder?
Relieved to hear that the 5 homers were over the course of 2 games, Bob Horner cracked open his 9th Miller High Life of the afternoon in celebration.
Scheppers thought his dinner companion would have his back, but it turns out that Timmy Lupus isn't much help in a street fight.
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Who's scored a better one than this?
"Tu m'étonnes, Sherlock."
When pressed for a more detailed response, De Wolk wrote back:
I'll take Jap Anus Relations for +200.
The way this story's developing, tomorrow we'll find out that Jimmy Connors was the notary public.
Who's the better judge, Scott Conant or Aarón Sánchez? I'd like to say Conant, cause it seems like you can manipulate Sánchez round to round, but I think Conant's vindictive nature might disqualify him.