Lives are in the balance and Giacomo spends an average of 50 hours a week at home much of that sleeping time.

So I don't really know where to put this.

Looks like someone forgot to use underwire for extra support.

Yup, these are my readers.

I think the Cavs are doing okay.

Hopefully the guy is OK.

And I'm pretty sure it's her PIT hair rolled into 3 easy-to-braid strands.

They just traded for Bargnani ... Mase is still viable in comparison.

http://goo.gl/8evHG

Sadly, his colleagues knew the end was near when the CEO proudly showed off his new business cards.

The Cavs just "won" the Andrew Bynum sweepstakes.

May I suggest FormosanCarpetMunch?

How insensitive! It's actually been called Myanmar since 1989.

"Liqueur à l'avant, le poker dans le dos."

Strap em down ladies, what do I care? But please, if you're gonna shave your pits, at least finish the job.

God, no matter how long gone he is from the Yankees, that shit-eating grin is always gonna trigger flashbacks of pointless, fake-hustle somersaults in right field. Jackass sure can take walks, though.

I loved you, so I drew these tides of men into my hands
and wrote my will across the sky in stars
To gain you Freedom, the seven-pillared worthy house,
that your eyes might be shining for me
When I came.

a sport where winning literally doesn't matter

gonna tweet u the pic of the betting slip pronto @DavidPurdum #yolo

"Calmer than you are."