DonJeter
Don Jeter
DonJeter

Mike Judge fought for months with the studio over the Popemobile scene in Idiocracy only for it to be left on the cutting room floor.

Told of Inverdale’s remarks, the Canyons star's father, Mr. Michael Lohan, said: "I am not angry. She is my beautiful daughter.

Old habits die hard.

A monk asked Ananzi, "Does your opponent have Buddha Nature or not?"

It shoulda been you, Angel Hernandez.

"Dice? I'll flip you for it ... heads means oral, tails is anal. I promise, you won't feel a thing."

a cross between Judd Nelson and Emilio Estevez's characters from the Breakfast Club

Surely John Goodman is overqualified to play the referee.

Professional Foul Play

Wow, the career of McNulty's judge friend has recovered nicely.

Pictured: Innocent until proven guilty.

[touches up résumé]

Or, you could just read the whole thing online for free:

"I've got no problem backing that up."

"Looks promising!"

"Iceland's a bit cold, even in the summer."

"Don't brag about taking my side piece!"

"That's my side piece."